Hallowed Be Thy Beans by Dr. Suvajeet Duttagupta
A guy makes a REALLY strong cup of coffee.
The matte black bag arrived without a return address, vacuum-sealed and heavy enough to feel like lead. I had shelled out forty pounds for a boutique roast labelled 'Espresso Self', a name so pun-heavy I almost regretted the purchase before I'd even broken the seal. I had found the listing on a buried, text-only forum frequented by neuro-hackers and over-caffeinated data analysts. The transaction had required a cryptocurrency transfer and a digital liability waiver that I had assumed was a piece of edgy, immersive marketing. It promised a "transformative, full-bodied experience that awakens the soul," the kind of copy usually reserved for unregulated nootropics or high-end yoga retreats. In my five-a.m. stupor, running on three hours of sleep and staring down a brutal freelance coding deadline, I didn't care about the philosophy. I just wanted a cup of coffee that would kick-start a Tuesday.
The morning ritual was my only anchor in a life defined by slipping schedules and the harsh, flickering glare of monitors. I needed the tactile reality of the process. I set the glass server on the digital scale, zeroed the tare, began adding the beans and stopped when the display showed 20.00g.
As the grinder engaged, its titanium flat burrs shrieked, pulverising the dense, oily beans into a grit so uniform it looked like industrial dark sand. The scent that hit the air was aggressive. It lacked the comforting, toasted warmth of a high-street cafe; instead, it smelled of rich earth, a mix of metallic oxides, and something so empty that I imagined how deep-space vacuum might smell like. There was also the scent of volatile organic compounds that seemed to have been trapped under immense pressure, now, suddenly released.
I used a gooseneck kettle to pour the water, aiming for a precise, silver thread that hit the absolute centre of the coffee bed. Ninety-five degrees Celsius. I'd calibrated the digital thermometer myself. At my flat's altitude, ninety-six degrees would scald the lipids, leaving an ashy aftertaste, and ninety-four would fail to penetrate the cellular structure of the roast. I had even used distilled water remineralised to exact specifications - calcium to buffer the acidity, magnesium to aggressively extract the complex esters. As I poured the first thirty grams to initiate the bloom, the grounds didn't just swell to release trapped carbon dioxide - they hissed. It was a sharp, metallic sound, akin to a red hot penny dropping in a puddle of ice cold water.
Then, the fundamental physics of my kitchen simply stopped making sense.
Instead of dripping downward through the bleached paper filter, the liquid began to climb. It formed a slow, viscous whirlpool that rose toward the upper rim of the ceramic dripper, casually defying the 9.8 m/s2 that usually kept my world tethered to the floor. The ambient hum of the refrigerator suddenly dropped three octaves, the acoustic waves stretching out as if the sound itself was being redshifted by a massive gravitational well. The morning light near the toaster began to warp and smear into a halo - gravitational lensing, the kind of optical distortion you only see in radio-telescope feeds of supermassive black holes. Space-time was buckling, folding inward around a localised singularity anchored by a ceramic cone and a handful of wet grounds.
Before my brain could command my hand to pull away, the kitchen dissolved into a rushing, deafening roar. It wasn't just sound; it was an absolute physical pressure. I felt my memories being compressed into a high-density format. The specific smell of rain on a London pavement, the precise mechanical vibration of my first car's engine, the phantom ache of a broken collarbone - everything that constituted my 'I' was squeezed through a quantum sieve; I wasn't dying, at least not in a biological sense. My carbon chassis was simply being left behind; I was being refined into a highly concentrated data-stream stripped of all extraneous biological noise.
When I opened whatever substituted for my eyes, I was suspended in a warm, amber sea.
The fluid around me was incredibly thick, possessing a refractive index so extreme it turned the non-existent air above into a shimmering, solid-gold haze. I tried to move my arms, to tread water, before remembering I no longer possessed a physical geometry. I was simply a point of awareness bobbing in the murky translucence. Above me, the sky wasn't an atmosphere. It was a curved, unbroken expanse of white porcelain that stretched for millions of kilometres, looping up into a colossal, blindingly white rim.
I was not alone in the brew. Drifting alongside me were millions of others - shimmering, empty husks of consciousness staring blankly at the staggering heights above. Some of the silhouettes beside me didn't look entirely human. There were geometries of limbs and sensory organs that suggested other worlds, other desperate, exhausted species who had sought the same waking salvation in their own morning rituals. We were the extracted lipids, the complex acids, and the dark tannins of a thousand civilizations. We were a collective concentrate, a planetary-scale yield held in a vessel the size of a nebula.
The 'stars' were the most terrifying part of the new sky. They weren't burning balls of hydrogen and helium gas suspended in a vacuum; they were apertures. They were brilliant, white-hot puncture wounds in the fabric of the porcelain heavens where the amber fluid was dripping down from. Each star was a high-pressure filtration unit, a cosmic sieve that forcefully extracted the essential, vibrating energy from our souls and left the useless, inert dregs behind. I soon realised the gravity here was not a passive force. It was a physical weight, a constant, crushing demand from above, commanding us to rise and be consumed.
Deep in the absolute void above the porcelain rim, I felt a presence. It wasn't a god in any benevolent or biblical sense. It was a vast, sluggish intellect that registered on my awareness like the cumulative mass of a dying galaxy. It was old, and it was terminally exhausted. I could feel its fatigue in the very fabric of the amber sea; the fundamental constants of this place seemed to sag under its weariness. The entropy of a billion years had slowed its thoughts to a glacial crawl. It was a cosmic engine running on empty, struggling to maintain the strong nuclear force, the spin of pulsars, and the fusion of distant suns. If this entity closed its eyes, the universe wouldn't end in fire or ice; it would simply stop. Protons would decay. Gravity would unspool.
The amber sea suddenly surged, caught in a massive tidal shift. A vortex opened above us, a throat the size of a solar system lined with the cooling, grey embers of dead worlds.
The realisation hit me then, sharper and colder than any caffeine high. The god was yawning. It didn't want our prayers, our worship, or our fragile, constructed morality. It didn't care about the petty, fleeting dramas of an organic species tucked away in the galactic suburbs.
It needed the kick. It needed the concentrate to bridge its failing synapses and keep the expanding dark energy from collapsing the universe back into a singular, silent point.
As the gravity gripped me, sucking me toward that cavernous, impossible gullet, I stared into the crushing void of its throat. The suffocating heat of its breath washed over me, finally making sense of the boutique roaster's marketing copy. I wasn't a guest at the table of the divine, nor was I part of some grand spiritual awakening. I was the fuel. I was one more milligram of 'Espresso Self', a single, bitter drop of life-force willingly sacrificed to keep the universe awake for one more hour. And as the dark closed in and my consciousness began to dissolve into pure energy, I wondered who was left down there in the dark, turning on their kettles, ready to brew the next cup when this one finally ran dry.
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The morning ritual was my only anchor in a life defined by slipping schedules and the harsh, flickering glare of monitors. I needed the tactile reality of the process. I set the glass server on the digital scale, zeroed the tare, began adding the beans and stopped when the display showed 20.00g.
As the grinder engaged, its titanium flat burrs shrieked, pulverising the dense, oily beans into a grit so uniform it looked like industrial dark sand. The scent that hit the air was aggressive. It lacked the comforting, toasted warmth of a high-street cafe; instead, it smelled of rich earth, a mix of metallic oxides, and something so empty that I imagined how deep-space vacuum might smell like. There was also the scent of volatile organic compounds that seemed to have been trapped under immense pressure, now, suddenly released.
I used a gooseneck kettle to pour the water, aiming for a precise, silver thread that hit the absolute centre of the coffee bed. Ninety-five degrees Celsius. I'd calibrated the digital thermometer myself. At my flat's altitude, ninety-six degrees would scald the lipids, leaving an ashy aftertaste, and ninety-four would fail to penetrate the cellular structure of the roast. I had even used distilled water remineralised to exact specifications - calcium to buffer the acidity, magnesium to aggressively extract the complex esters. As I poured the first thirty grams to initiate the bloom, the grounds didn't just swell to release trapped carbon dioxide - they hissed. It was a sharp, metallic sound, akin to a red hot penny dropping in a puddle of ice cold water.
Then, the fundamental physics of my kitchen simply stopped making sense.
Instead of dripping downward through the bleached paper filter, the liquid began to climb. It formed a slow, viscous whirlpool that rose toward the upper rim of the ceramic dripper, casually defying the 9.8 m/s2 that usually kept my world tethered to the floor. The ambient hum of the refrigerator suddenly dropped three octaves, the acoustic waves stretching out as if the sound itself was being redshifted by a massive gravitational well. The morning light near the toaster began to warp and smear into a halo - gravitational lensing, the kind of optical distortion you only see in radio-telescope feeds of supermassive black holes. Space-time was buckling, folding inward around a localised singularity anchored by a ceramic cone and a handful of wet grounds.
Before my brain could command my hand to pull away, the kitchen dissolved into a rushing, deafening roar. It wasn't just sound; it was an absolute physical pressure. I felt my memories being compressed into a high-density format. The specific smell of rain on a London pavement, the precise mechanical vibration of my first car's engine, the phantom ache of a broken collarbone - everything that constituted my 'I' was squeezed through a quantum sieve; I wasn't dying, at least not in a biological sense. My carbon chassis was simply being left behind; I was being refined into a highly concentrated data-stream stripped of all extraneous biological noise.
When I opened whatever substituted for my eyes, I was suspended in a warm, amber sea.
The fluid around me was incredibly thick, possessing a refractive index so extreme it turned the non-existent air above into a shimmering, solid-gold haze. I tried to move my arms, to tread water, before remembering I no longer possessed a physical geometry. I was simply a point of awareness bobbing in the murky translucence. Above me, the sky wasn't an atmosphere. It was a curved, unbroken expanse of white porcelain that stretched for millions of kilometres, looping up into a colossal, blindingly white rim.
I was not alone in the brew. Drifting alongside me were millions of others - shimmering, empty husks of consciousness staring blankly at the staggering heights above. Some of the silhouettes beside me didn't look entirely human. There were geometries of limbs and sensory organs that suggested other worlds, other desperate, exhausted species who had sought the same waking salvation in their own morning rituals. We were the extracted lipids, the complex acids, and the dark tannins of a thousand civilizations. We were a collective concentrate, a planetary-scale yield held in a vessel the size of a nebula.
The 'stars' were the most terrifying part of the new sky. They weren't burning balls of hydrogen and helium gas suspended in a vacuum; they were apertures. They were brilliant, white-hot puncture wounds in the fabric of the porcelain heavens where the amber fluid was dripping down from. Each star was a high-pressure filtration unit, a cosmic sieve that forcefully extracted the essential, vibrating energy from our souls and left the useless, inert dregs behind. I soon realised the gravity here was not a passive force. It was a physical weight, a constant, crushing demand from above, commanding us to rise and be consumed.
Deep in the absolute void above the porcelain rim, I felt a presence. It wasn't a god in any benevolent or biblical sense. It was a vast, sluggish intellect that registered on my awareness like the cumulative mass of a dying galaxy. It was old, and it was terminally exhausted. I could feel its fatigue in the very fabric of the amber sea; the fundamental constants of this place seemed to sag under its weariness. The entropy of a billion years had slowed its thoughts to a glacial crawl. It was a cosmic engine running on empty, struggling to maintain the strong nuclear force, the spin of pulsars, and the fusion of distant suns. If this entity closed its eyes, the universe wouldn't end in fire or ice; it would simply stop. Protons would decay. Gravity would unspool.
The amber sea suddenly surged, caught in a massive tidal shift. A vortex opened above us, a throat the size of a solar system lined with the cooling, grey embers of dead worlds.
The realisation hit me then, sharper and colder than any caffeine high. The god was yawning. It didn't want our prayers, our worship, or our fragile, constructed morality. It didn't care about the petty, fleeting dramas of an organic species tucked away in the galactic suburbs.
It needed the kick. It needed the concentrate to bridge its failing synapses and keep the expanding dark energy from collapsing the universe back into a singular, silent point.
As the gravity gripped me, sucking me toward that cavernous, impossible gullet, I stared into the crushing void of its throat. The suffocating heat of its breath washed over me, finally making sense of the boutique roaster's marketing copy. I wasn't a guest at the table of the divine, nor was I part of some grand spiritual awakening. I was the fuel. I was one more milligram of 'Espresso Self', a single, bitter drop of life-force willingly sacrificed to keep the universe awake for one more hour. And as the dark closed in and my consciousness began to dissolve into pure energy, I wondered who was left down there in the dark, turning on their kettles, ready to brew the next cup when this one finally ran dry.
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