No, No Nona! by Tom Koperwas
Two cops go looking for a mob boss who has been behaving oddly, and they're surprised by what they find. Image generated with OpenAI "Disgusting," grunted the tall, burly police lieutenant Scotty Niven, as he trod his way gingerly through patches of tall grass and clumps of litter, to the entrance of the dimly lit estate. "And this is the home of a big mob boss?" queried the slim, young police rookie Ryan Smith at his side. "I don't get it." "Frankly, neither do I," said the lieutenant, ringing the doorbell. "Alberto Grigio has been in Vegas for several weeks, where he dropped a fortune. Maybe he can tell us what's been going on here. His home and his gang have deteriorated, and I for one would like to know why." A tired, slovenly looking woman brandishing a duster yanked open the door and looked over the two policemen. "Cops, eh?" she muttered. "Mr. Grigio ain't in." "Where is he?" insisted...