Buoyancy by Tim Wright
Bumbling gangsters Norm and Lefty try to dispose of a body in Tampa Bay, but things don't go as planned. Image generated with OpenAI Norm watched the corpse bobbing by the boat in the moonlit bay and remembered an old high school science class, the one where they made an egg float by putting salt in the water. Lefty reached out with the boathook and gave Mantini's body a hard shove. It went under, then returned to the surface like ice cubes in a rum and coke. "Thought you said this was gonna be easy." Norm poked Lefty and flicked his cigarette butt into Tampa Bay. Lefty rubbed his forehead as if it were a magic lamp with all the answers inside. "I dunno. He's supposed to sink. They all do." He stopped rubbing his head. "Every stiff I dumped in the Detroit River sank." He turned and looked up at Norm, his tight, untucked shirt climbing his round belly. Colorful birds and panda bears frolicked across Lefty's gut between the wo...