The Pickle of it All by Stephen Mirabito
George gets in a pickle at work when his date Mia's punny pranks get out of hand. Image generated with OpenAI At first, her little jokes were innocent and thoughtful; honestly, they were. On their first date, Mia gave him an origami folding of a dog (it was her model example for the third graders in her classroom). When George unpeeled the flap of the dog's ears, she had written in curly-cursive purple ink: It is a pawsitive delight to meet you . An awkward gesture, to be sure, but the date was so pleasant, the conversation flowed so effortlessly that it was a touching gift in hindsight. Mia was not only George's type (muscular and confident), but she quickly initiated physical contact by running her fingers along the space between his shoulderblades. Her touch made his arms droop, his jaw unclench, and for the first time on a date, he didn't constantly bitch about his middle-management position in corporate finance. Feeling bold, George attempted a few puns of his ow...