The Office Oracle by Dean Opseth
A new vending machine dispenses advice that changes the atmosphere in Nick's office. Image generated with OpenAI Cheese crackers, that was my thing. I braved the break room back in the day - the pushing, the crowding - just to claim a place in the vending machine line, waiting for my turn with the stainless steel god. Secret fact: never cared for the taste. Cheddar dust on a communion wafer. I was in it for the receipts. An advice junkie. Still got a stack in my desk drawer, folded soft at the corners like an old Bible. I didn't realize how out of control I was - how much of it wasn't even my idea - until I became something else. For years, the break room at Alignment Solutions Group wasn't a hotbed of vending machine commerce or life-altering wisdom. Just a break room: coffee machine, buzzing refrigerator, the tired smell of old food and boredom. I used to hang out back there when my crush was nuking her lunch. Moira kept her conversations short, like she was always ed...