Betty White Got Me Canceled by Jim Parisi
Benjamin gets caught in an online storm after making an ill-advised joke about Betty White's death. Image generated with OpenAI "Were you drinking and posting last night?" my wife, Andrea, asked as she poured me a cup of coffee on what I thought was going to be a lazy Sunday morning. "I had a couple of beers, and I was on my phone," I said, not sure what she was getting at. "So I guess I was technically drinking and posting. Why?" "Read it and weep." She slid her phone toward me on the kitchen counter. "This might be my finest work yet. Clear, concise, biting but not mean." I tried but failed to fight back a grin. I had written the post well past midnight, when Andrea was sound asleep, as was everyone else I could think of to text about my amusing observation. So I logged on Facebook for the first time in over a week to let my small coterie of friends in on the fun. Then I drained the last of my beer and headed upstairs to bed. ...