Teeth and Consequences by V.S. Kemanis
A delivery driver is bitten by a dog owned by a dangerous woman, and engages a hapless lawyer to sue her. Image generated with OpenAI Pumped on adrenaline, Sean sped to the ER, blood-soaked sneaker flooring the gas. Blasting into the 15-mph driveway, the MetroMeals van swerved erratically and jerked to a stop behind a parked ambulance. Even the sick and injured had to pass security in this small suburban hospital serving a low-rent neighborhood. Minimum-wage guard Taddeo was manning the checkpoint when Sean limped through the public entrance at 4:15pm. An orderly rushed over with a wheelchair. In precisely choreographed haste, Taddeo helped Sean empty his pockets into a plastic tray, and the orderly pushed him through the metal detector to the reception desk. Behind the glass barrier, the intake clerk needed a few details before unlocking the inner doors to admit Sean. Standing nearby, Taddeo overheard "delivery" and "dog bite" and "right calf." Plenty of ...