NRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR by Jake Holland
A woman living with her parents is troubled when her recently divorced stepbrother Theo moves in and starts a relationship with their vacuum cleaner. Image generated with OpenAI Theo was spending too much time with Harry. 'How long does it take to hoover a bedroom,' I said. 'He keeps it running all night.' 'It helps him sleep,' Mum said. 'Like white noise.' It was Sunday, so we were all eating together. Mum was at one end of the table. My stepfather at the other. My stepbrother Theo, in the middle. And there, in the seat directly opposite me, was Harry with his psychotic, plastic grin. Theo got up from his chair. 'I know it sounds strange, but do you mind if I switch on Harry for a bit?' 'Of course not,' Mum said. My stepfather stared down at his bowl, bringing a spoon to his lips. 'Fine by me.' We sat in silence slurping our soup while Harry sucked up his air. 'I can't eat with that thing star...