Mister Hands by Grant Brown
A psychologist in a mental asylum laments the lack of progress in his most confounding patient, Corny Bird. Photo by Ron Lach, from Pexels The people in this place both confuse and disgust me. Do you know what they call me here? Never will there come a day where I do not baffle myself for not spontaneously quitting this establishment. The people here are all insane. For example - yesterday, Corny Bird (I absolutely refuse to believe that's his name, but the records indicate it so, and he has never admitted to anything else so long as he has been my patient) vomited on himself after becoming sick with guilt, and reportedly smeared bile on my office door. It looked more like urine, though. His room is very close to my office. On the late nights, I can hear him through the wall. Corny Bird gives me this tingly feeling of discomfort - déjà vu. I'm quite certain that him and I have met in many lives before. He doesn't help with this because sometimes, he tells me we are one and...