First Contact at McDuncan's by Lily Lachance
The Korlqar Empire's invasion of planet Earth does not go as planned when they make first contact with the world-weary manager of a fast food joint. Image generated with OpenAI The arrival of the Korlqar Empire's armed emissary went utterly unnoticed at McDuncan's, partly because it was three in the morning, partly because the staff were all quite used to weirdos, eccentrics, performance artists, influencers, aspiring comedians, and other dregs of society. Truth be told, the tall, bald, gray-skinned, male-presenting individual wearing a cloak and making a scene in the lobby didn't even stand out. "Take me to your leader!" he roared in an odd but not unusual accent, waving what looked to be a Dollar Store toy blaster - all streamlined and bright-red. "Yeah, sure, sir, whatever," sighed Latitia, the intrepid cashier and survivor of seven armed robberies. She spared one glance to the visitor's strange - not car, exactly, but some sort of flat vehic...