The Good, the Bad, and the Balloon Animals by Devin James Leonard
Tammy Lynn Peacock and her brother investigate the grisly death of their trailer park neighbour. Image generated with OpenAI Me and my brother were drinking beers on our stoop, watching the police swarm Todd's trailer like ants on a dropped French fry, when a plainclothes cop wandered over and asked us if we were the ones who discovered the body. "Richard and Tammy Lynn Peacock?" I took a sip of beer and nodded. Richie answered with a burp, and the cop introduced himself as Detective Manners. Once he confirmed we were the ones who called it in, he asked us questions we'd already been asked and answered, and then some. "Did Todd have any pets? A dog?" Richie shook his head, said, "Nope." "You're certain?" "Todd was petrified of dogs," I said, adding that when we was kids, we owned a little ass-licking pooch no bigger than a bunny, and yet Todd would throw his hands up and back away from us as if we had...