Path of Combustibility by Marie Anderson

Reformed troublemaker Nomar and his wife Maria move into the suburbs and struggle to get on with the neighbours. Image generated with OpenAI I'm not a badass anymore. Maria changed me. We'd met in a creative writing class at the city junior college. Maria got the top grade in the class. I got the second highest, thanks to her help. It was the first A I'd gotten since fourth grade. Fourth grade was when my dad went to prison, my mom died, and my alcoholic aunt took me in. Fourth grade was when I started turning badass. Maria's dad got me into the bricklayers union. I became employed, law-abiding, and even voted Republican once. Maria is so smart and good. She teaches a Bible Study class at an old folks home. I've attended a few times, poured apple juice into plastic cups, fetched cookies for those in wheelchairs, even paid attention when the story is halfway interesting, like The Prodigal Son and Sodom and Gomorrah. Maria says the path of righteous...