The Standard Model by Paula Bernstein

A physics professor obsessed with Renaissance art and French cuisine travels to Paris to test the limits of her latest research. Image generated with OpenAI The trip that changed the world began modestly one afternoon in the Rubens Gallery of the Louvre. I had taken the midnight supersonic from Los Angeles to Paris for a well-deserved weekend's respite from months of unremitting work. Not surprisingly, Paris is my favorite place on earth, the only place where I can simultaneously indulge the two great passions of my life: Renaissance art and La Grande Cuisine. My friends have hastened to point out that Paris lacks a certain degree of romance when one travels alone, but then, I have never thought of myself as a romantic woman. I was sitting blissfully on a bench, contemplating the lush bodies of assorted nudes cavorting with a variety of nymphs, cupids, and satyrs, when it occurred to me that I had been born in the wrong century. But for a mere accident of 400 years,...